Depending on what it is you may hope you didn’t right? Well as a Mom of two kids and two dogs, needless to say there are some er..um, unpleasant odors permeating the house on a not so infrequent basis. Now I realize that offensive smells are not directly related to skin care, but the fragrances and products used to camouflage said scents can be irritating if they come in contact with your skin so I thought this would be a good segue, yes? Bad smells are not the kind of thing most people like to talk about at the bus stop, in the coffee shop, or in the grocery checkout lane (although quite frankly it may help pass the time when you’re stuck behind the person with 50 items in the express 15 item limit line, did she not see the sign?), but I’m not like most people. So bear with me.
I wouldn’t say I have a huge nose by most standards but it’s certainly not petite. Not one of those cute button noses. Any hopes of having a “cute” nose washed out at sea when I got kicked playing water polo at the beach as a kid. I know, I know, who plays water polo in the ocean with strong undercurrents right? Exactly, so I get pulled underwater by the current, get kicked in the nose, blood everywhere….The good news was that my nose wasn’t “broken” per-se, more like “adjusted to the right slightly”, but the end result is that my nose doesn’t quite work like it used to, making breathing a bit more difficult. What I lack in breathing prowess however, I make up for with olfaction. It’s like my sense of smell went into overdrive after that fateful day at the beach. There are many times I wish this was not the case, believe me…I am constantly asking people, “Do you smell that?” and of course they don’t so I am left to endure the stink in solitude. Spending more time indoors since our move to the perpetually soggy Northwest, my inner voice is still yapping away, and she says she’s had it with all the over-chemicaled, synthetic, “can’t pronounce a single ingredient on the bottle”, skin irritating air fresheners, so I have indulged her again and found a solution for my lonely sniffer…homemade air freshener spray!
I have come across recipes that use only water or only vodka, but I have found that an equal ratio of both works best for me, but feel free to experiment. The alcohol will break down the oil while leaving the scent intact, allowing you to mix it with water. The added bonus is that alcohol has anti-bacterial, anti-viral and anti-fungal properties, so if the spray gets on any surfaces, you can pat yourself on the back for multi-tasking…disinfecting and deodorizing!
So here are the basics:
4 ounce spray bottle (I prefer glass. Essential oils are stored in glass to prevent degradation, so I figured why mess with it, I can’t afford to have the good smell go away!)
2 ounces distilled water
2 ounces vodka (Any kind will do, but the cheaper the better because you may go through it fast if you get spritz happy.)
20-40 drops essential oils (The potency of oils vary so you can tailor the amount used to your preference. Also, several oils have anti-bacterial properties so in case you really do want to multi-task you may want to try: lavender, maleluca oil(tea tree), geranium and lemon.)
My favorite combinations are:
a. lavender and rosemary
b. lavender and sweet orange
c. cedar wood, rosemary, rose geranium, lavender (I know, I know, I can’t help it, I really like lavender)
d. eucalyptus and spearmint (seriously refreshing)
So the next time someone asks you, “Did you smell that?”, you can be armed and ready with your homemade air freshener. And who knows, you may actually enjoy talking about bad smells to total strangers once you find your olfactory bliss like me!